...a blog by Richard Flowers

Monday, December 18, 2006

Day 2170: Funny Fellow


For unfunny, crack-pot sexism, check out the latest issue of VANITY FAIR or in this case VANITY FOUL magazine and Mr Histopher Chickens' latest wheeze: "why women aren't funny"!

Clearly, Mr Chickens – not to be confused with his younger brother, the Hate Mail on Sunday rant-meister and startled cod looky-likey, Mr Peter Chickens – has tired of the EASY PICKINGS of picking a fight with Saddam Hussein love-interest and leader of the Respect Party, Mr Gorgeous Pussycat Leotard, and has decided to take on the entire rest of the human species instead.

His thesis, apparently, is that women cannot be funny because of the crushing AGONY OF CHILDBIRTH. Is it possible that women are only not funny when Mr Chickens is about because of the crushing AGONY of his COMPANY?

Daddy was hypnotised – in the TRAIN WRECK kind of way – when the Newsnight Show brought Mr Chickens together with Ms Ruby Wax.

You would have thought (and indeed hoped) this would stop him dead, but NO! He continued to run around even with his head chopped off.

Quoting from his article at her…

"In any case, my argument doesn't say that there are no decent women comedians. There are more terrible female comedians than there are terrible male comedians, but there are some impressive ladies out there. Most of them, though, when you come to review the situation, are hefty or dykey or Jewish, or some combo of the three."

"So which am I sweetie?" asks Ms Wax, and she is to be congratulated for it: Daddy and Mr Paxo were still rummaging around on the floor looking for where their jaws had dropped.

It transpires that Mr Hitches is talking IN CODE about THE SEX! (Whatever THAT is?!?!?) Presumably, though, he will never be getting it ever again.

Except possibly with Mr Gorgeous Pussycat Leotard.

And a Very Merry 18th Day of Advent to All of You at Home!

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