...a blog by Richard Flowers

Friday, February 02, 2007

Day 2222: A Security Announcement


In the light of recent events, the Security Service have made it known that there is to be a new measure of the danger to the Prime Minister’s personal position.

The level of threat will be measured on a scale as follows:

  • Jowell – liable to make a clean getaway
  • Bernie – least said soonest mended
  • Full Hutton – armed forces on standby, attack the BBC.
For general information, we are currently at Double Mandleson with Balloon rising. Storms later. Visibility Poor backing going south. Danger to Levies.

That is all.

1 comment:

Roger Thomas said...

Is there any significance that this is day 2222 on the 2/2 and if there is how did you do it. wow forward planning or what