My daddies have taken me to my first Liberal Democrat By-election, in Ealing Southall.
Vote Elephant!
We met lots of famous Liberal Democrats – Mr Theo, Lord Rennard, Ms Linda, Mr Power Cable, Mr Theo – and I was a BIG HIT! I even got to shake the hand of a VERY SPECIAL person... Mr Nigel, the NEXT MP for Ealing!
This is SURE to get me on the list for the elected House of Lords Club, so I have checked out my PECULIAR ARISTOCRATIC TITLE.
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And I have to say that that's JOLLY CLEVER!
Here are some pictures of our day:
"How will we find the place?" asks Daddy Richard. "It's just a big orange circle on the map."
"It's a big orange circle on the ground, too," says Daddy Alex. "Look!"
Look! Liberal Democrats!
But we are soon on the case...
Dream Team!
Elephant HQ!
...and we meet up with an
Mr Theo!
...then we go to the front desk to sign in...
warm (orange) reception
in the book!
...and meet some more FAMOUS people...
Hello Linda!
...before we get down to doing some WORK...
fold the leaflets
pack the leaflets
OBVIOUSLY, the Stuffed Elephant is put in charge of stuffing envelopes.
I am even given an EXECUTIVE ASSISTANT...
I'm the boss!
All goes well until we find an envelope addressed to a Mr Grant Mishapps and that Pink Dog attempts to stage a DEFECTION!
Get out of there, you LILAC LOONY!
With my VERY junior sidekick grounded by Mr Pax for more House Training, it is time for us to get back on the CAMPAIGN TRAIL.
Bye bye!
This has been my five-hundredth diary, brought to you by the miracle of the Liberal Democrat By-Election Team.
Published and Promoted by Daddy Richard (and blogger!) on behalf of me, Millennium Dome, of my flat, London, E14.
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